My prenatal title was “IT”.
“Congratulations! When will ‘it’ arrive?”
Then I used to be “Child”, spitting picture of Grandpa, however that was mounted.
My juvenile names: “Child” and “Hey you”.
My military names: “Non-public”, “Dogface” and “!%*#”.
Lastly got here “Sweetheart”, “Hubby”, and shortly, “Daddy”.
“It junior” is anticipated within the spring.
Gene Newman is a retired outdated man (90 yrs) and former New Jersey journalist and columnist. Learn extra at GeneNewmanImagineThat.com.
